Chapter 12: An uplifting end


“Ah... why aren't I dead?” asked Justice.
“Very good question, my dear boy. It's because you've won! Oh, and because that was just a hologram blade.”
Celebratory game show music filled the dome as Justice was freed from the guillotine's restraints.
“So, 7 was actually the right answer?”
“Good lord, no. But this was never a test of your intelligence,” said the hologram as it changed before their eyes. Gone was the tall, gaunt representation of Alexander Vogel, replaced by a shorter man with softer features.
“Forgive me for the deception – My name is Christopher Charles and I most certainly am not the smartest men ever. You probably could have guessed that, what with my foolish mistake of placing the Trinity Key so close to a gravity suppressor. You see, I always put more importance on someone's heart than their mind. In choosing to be honest, at the presumed cost of your life, you've proven yourself worthy of this,” the hologram said as The Trinity Key orb floated over to Justice, landing softly in his hand.

The hologram looked solemnly across at them.
“I must tell you, there is quite a challenge ahead if you wish to claim the two other pieces of the key. A good heart in itself is not enough. I should know – I destroyed an entire planet. You'll find the real Alexander Vogel has crafted an extraordinary brain teaser for you on the water planet Atlantis to ensure you're of the right intelligence. If successful there, combine the two pieces of the key and you will be led to Rebecca Jorden and the third piece. But make sure you're well rested when you do so, for to earn that piece you'll have to display incredible physical ability.”
“Can you give us any hints?”
“I could... but look at the time,” he said, pointing at the count down clock, which showed there was only a few minutes until the next snow show.
“You're right, we better get out of here. Thanks for the key,” Jupiter said.
“Uh, just one more thing. Please don't tell the Alexander Vogel hologram about my little gravity blunder. No doubt he'll ask – that twat always did have to know everything.”

The four made their way back out into the warming sunshine of Super-Sunny-Happy-Bright-Fun Land, where Miller waited to greet them.
“So, did you find what you were looking for?” he asked as he helped them back into their safety harnesses and latched them onto the metal beam.
“Yes, we certainly did,” said Jupiter with a big grin.
“Excellent! It just goes to show - this planet has everything you could ever hope for.”
“That it does, Miller, that it does,” said Justice, still buzzing after his escape from death.
Miller stopped, confused. “Where are you all heading?”
“Back to my ship. We've got we came for?” Jupiter replied.
“But you... you can't leave.”
“Can we take him with us?” Google asked. “He can't be happy stuck here on a planet all by himself.”
Jupiter thought on it for a second. “I guess I could use a helper-bot. What do you say, Miller?”
“You think I would leave this beautiful slice of nirvana! Are you mad? I guess you haven't seen the sunsets here. There's two of them, you know.”
“I'm afraid we'll have to miss both – we need to get going right away.”
“But I can't allow that, sir. You really must see the sunsets,” said Miller, as he pulled a blaster on them. “Unless you want to end up like the others.”
“The others?”
“The ones in Fantabulous City that were indoors when the first gravity storm hit. They wanted to leave this world, too – so I made sure they got there, express all the way,” he said looking up at the skeleton rings that orbited the planet.

Before he had a chance to say anymore, Liberty and Justice fired a torrent of shots from their blasters, sending Miller's gun - and the arm it was attached to, flying.
Just as quickly, Miller drew another gun in his one remaining hand.
“Where is he getting all these guns from?” exclaimed Jupiter.
The robot took aim at Liberty and Justice, whose blasters were still powering back up after their recent efforts.
“Before you fire, there's one thing you should know,” Jupiter said as he stood in front of the brother-sister duo, blocking Miller's shot.
“What's that?”
“Ichi-bots aren't that much heavier than Ni-bots.”
“So?”
“How much do you think one of your arms weighs?”
A look of concern flashed up on Miller's face as the city started to rumble. Quickly, he dropped his gun and reached out for the metal bar, missing it by mere inches as he rose up into the sky.
“It really is a wonderful planet. No gravity is a delightful weight off your shoulders!” they heard him yell, before he became a distant dot on the horizon.

END OF PART ONE

Chapter 11: A question of life or death.


The story so far: The team (minus Abe) have made it to Super-Sunny-Happy-Bright-Fun Land and located a piece of the Trinity Key. To obtain it, however, they'll first have to complete a dangerous challenge proving their intelligence. References so far to Cher, a popular singer, songwriter, actress and gay icon in the late 20th and early 21st century: 0.


The rules are simple: for every question you get right, step forward one place on this game grid. Complete five questions correctly and you collect this piece of The Trinity Key.” A small pedestal rose out of the ground – hovering ten inches above the pedestal was a black, sphere-shaped object about the size of hockey ball. “Get one question wrong and your selected player dies – but don't worry, you can play again until you're all dead. And, should you decide to quit before that point, you won't go home empty handed. That's right! You'll get this lovely Who wants a piece of the Trinity key? boardgame, yours to play in the comfort of your own home. So, shall we begin?”


Liberty looked across at Google. “Are you sure about this?” she asked.

I need that key Lib. I don't think I can defeat Mykur without it. I mean, look at me.”

But who knows how hard these questions will be. It could be suicide,” Justice pointed out.

Billions of lives are at risk if we don't get that key,” Google replied.

Ok, we accept the challenge,” Justice told the hologram.

And who shall be your nominated sacrifice should you answer a question wrong?”

That would be me,” Justice replied.

What!? We should discuss this first,” said Liberty.

Come on sis, there's nothing to discuss and you know it. It can't be Google; I dare say we're not paying Jupiter enough to risk his life. And, well, we both know Google has a better chance of staying safe if he's with you.”

But you don't get to...”

We don't have time to argue,” Justice said, looking over at the clock counting down to the next 'Snow Show'. “Remember the family oath? We must do what's right, no matter the cost. Now, let's just make sure we answer the questions correctly.”

Ok,” said Liberty a new look of determination coming across her face.

Would the sacrifice please step this way,” said Alexander's hologram as a guillotine swiftly rose up out of the ground. “Now, simply rest your neck here. Should your team get a question wrong, it will be painless and quick. Hopefully.”


The lights dimmed and the game show music started up once again, sounding slightly more ominous this time.

Okay, let's begin. Please choose a topic from the board.”

Liberty looked over at Justice, worried. “I guess you should get to choose, considering.”

Justice strained to see the board, now that his neck had been locked in place under the guillotine.

I studied Arty History in the Academy – I choose that.”

Arty History it is,” said the hologram happily. “Okay, first question: Who am I? Considered an arty icon in the late 20th and early 21st century, I was a popular singer, songwriter and occasional actress, most commonly known by just my first name.”

The group looked across at each other blankly, before Justice called out, “Madonna!”

Correct. You may all step forward one space and choose another topic from the board.”


There are more questions specialising in history – let's stick with that,” said Liberty.

Very well. Question 2: The following are four celebrities from the 21st century: Barack Obama. Paris Hilton. Tom Cruise. George Bush Jnr. Which one was later proven to have been a robot?”

Jupiter and the gang laughed, relieved to have been given such an easy question – quickly answering it and moving ahead one step.

Okay. The next topic will be chosen by I,” said the hologram. “I select sports. Question 3: Which sport has the highest yearly death toll?”

Liberty turned to Jupiter, “Sports are a frivolous waste of time only enjoyed by simpletons and idiots - what's the answer?”

Um, I don't know. It could be anything,” he replied.

Do you think, maybe Deathball?” Google asked.

No, that's pretty safe.”

I need an answer please,” said the hologram.

Jupiter went pale, glancing across at the blade poised above Justice's neck.

Um, Extreme Lawn Bowls?”

Correct! Fun fact: More senior citizens die of heart attacks during Extreme Lawn Bowls than all other causes of heart attack combined.”

Justice breathed a sigh of relief as the rest of the group took a step forward.


Very good. You're on the home stretch now. So what will it be next?”

I think we should choose Famous Relic Hunters,” Jupiter told Liberty. However, before she could reply, the hologram interrupted.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot it's my turn again. I choose Science and Nature.”

A collective groan echoed around the dome.

Question 4: Name three ways in which the Bonobo Ape is different from a Chimpanzee.”

Everyone turned to Jupiter.

You just couldn't bring the damn monkey with us, could you?”

What! This is not my fault! How was I supposed to know that'd be a question!”

Can we phone a friend?” asked Google.

It's not that sort of game I'm afraid. I need an answer now.”

Uh, I think they're better at pac man...” said Jupiter.

They're more peaceful, egalitarian and have a larger sexual repertoire,” Justice said quickly.

That's four ways... but they're all correct. Very good. You may move ahead.”


The group walked one step closer, the piece of The Trinity Key just out of their grasp.

Now the final question – you have a free pick of the board.”

I choose Famous Relic Hunters,” said Jupiter.

The hologram went static. “The correct answer is 16 paintings.” The static then cleared and the hologram was normal again. “Okay, question five: In the 22nd century, famous treasure hunter Jasper Jennings became the richest art collector in the galaxy when he located the priceless painting series Dogs Playing Poker. How many pieces were in the set?”

16,” Liberty answered.

Wait, you gave us the answer before you even asked the question. You told us the answer was 16,” Justice told the hologram.

What are you doing!?” said Liberty annoyed. “Shut up!”

Did I?” asked the hologram.

Yes, you did,” answered Justice.

I guess my programming must have glitched, because 16 is the correct answer. Hmm, I guess I'll just have to ask another question then... very well.”

What? Are you trying to get killed!?” Liberty yelled at her brother.

We can't cheat! That's what Mykur would do. We need to be better than that. Remember – no matter the cost,” he replied.

Stop trying to make mum and dad proud, it's going to get you killed!”

The hologram coughed.

Question five: What number am I thinking of?”


Justice swore.

Jupiter swore.

Liberty swore.

Google gulped.

7?” answered Justice.

Incorrect. Sorry, the correct answer was: 3.14159. Too bad!” said the hologram.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo,” Liberty yelled, dropping to her knees as the blade sailed swiftly through Justice's neck.


Ah... why aren't I dead?” asked Justice.